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I will concede that donald trump is not the ideal candidate, but as a christian i can not see why democrats can vote for HRC when she has no morals at all and blatantly obstructs justice and lies for her personal gain, mark my word she will throw her own confidants under the bus for gain, (people such as uma and podesta)! GET OUT TO VOTE FOLKS! [ Editor’s Note: I think you mean “ Huma”… unless Uma Thurman has committed some “ Kill Bill”- level assassinations on Hillary’s behalf that haven’t come to light. By the time anyone actually reads this, it will be Election Day, so there’s not much time to sway anyone either way, but I’ll give you a hot tip: If you’re looking for “ the ideal candidate,” you’ve got the wrong election, buddy. Maybe 2020 will be better. Or maybe Jesus will come back tomorrow night, and we won’t have to worry about it… well, some of us won’t have to worry about it]

*** After contracting both the Secretary of State and the County Clerk’s offices, they explained that they had already received a ballot on my behalf by mail which is just not possible. After another week of waiting, I finally have access to my vote, which I will have to send by mail and hope that it arrives on time to be counted by Tuesday. [ Editor’s Note: I would hesitate to say it “ is just not possible.” There is the very slight chance there was simply a clerical error, but let’s not pretend this would be the first time around these parts that someone decided to help out the voter turnout percentage by casting a few extra ballots * wink* * wink*… but I’m glad you got it worked out]

*** Kenneth Cross running for reelection [ Editor’s Note: He is. Wait, was that a question, or did this text get cut off or something?]

*** Do y’all know how to tell if a trump supporter is level headed? They skeet the same amount of “TERBACKY Or SWEET GARRET SNUFF JUICE” out of the other side of their mouths. And might I add: at the same time.

[ Editor’s Note: I got nothin’]

*** I early voted Friday. Everyone involved was super nice, but I would have liked to see at least one of the workers keep an eye on the voters instead of the red line. One voter pulled out a phone and took pictures while still at the voting console and no one said a word. [ Editor’s Note: While some states have fairly strict guidelines for cell phone use at the polls, Arkansas does not. In fact, even states that do have such laws are being challenged. The argument is that a person has the right to either store their ballot preferences on their device, use said device to look up candidate or ballot initiative information, or simply take a “ voting self-ie” under the first amendment. What exactly is it you are afraid this person was doing?]

*** We the team of early voting would like to thank our voter for turning out so well and for standing on the Red Line you were VIP. And you all made our flow so much easier so we would get you in and out. THANK YOU AGAIN. PS also a Big Thank you to all of the restaurant and stores who feed us all each day. The Early Voting Team. [ Editor’s Note: I’m not sure which of the early voting crew this is, but I took my son up to the courthouse last week to vote for the first time ever, and they were very sure to make the experience a memorable one, pulling him out of the line and announcing this was his first time to vote. They even gave him a Tootsie Roll and an “ I Voted” sticker, which I hope will serve as a reminder to him to get out and vote as he gets older, so thanks to all of you for your efforts as well]

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